Damn you, Matt Groening

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I cannot listen to Beethoven's "Für Elise" without thinking of Donkey Kong, and it's all Matt Groening's fault.

I'm listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, as I do every year (especially at work on the last day before vacation), and one of Groening's more inspired episodes of Futurama is all I can hear in my mind.

The original series finale, entitled "
The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings," features Fry making a deal with the Robot Devil in order to have hands talented enough to play the holophonor. In a bizarre and totally unforeseen (by the Robot Devil anyway) set of circumstances, Fry wins the Robot Devil's hands.

He then goes to holophonor lessons, and very quickly (like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day) takes to the new instrument. The running joke is that all of his holophonor pieces feature a grumpy snail.

In his recital performance of "Für Elise", the grumpy snail dances with a beautiful woman. They begin to alight a marble staircase, at which point Donkey Kong starts throwing barrels at them from the top of the stairs. The woman and the snail jump over the barrels--as you should do in the video game--thereby winning points. As they jump, the video game's sound effects play.

And that's where this all ties together. I cannot--CANNOT--listen to "Für Elise" without hearing those 1-UP dings at that point in the song. And "Für Elise" is on the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack.

The Banana Split Personality

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This is my attempt at a classy dessert, pretty much on the fly.

It turned out pretty tasty, but definitely needs fine tuning. It's also not something that works well for pre-prep, or on a mass scale. It's kind of a made-to-order thing. Good for at-home dinner dates.

It's basically a classed-up version of a banana split (I took to calling it Banana Split Personality, but that's pretty derivative).

This is not in order of operation. Some steps take longer, others need to be done last.

Bananas(slightly underripe), sliced lengthwise, sauteed in butter and dark rum, with the seeds of one vanilla pod stirred in. Throw the pod into the pan for a little extra kick.

Once the bananas are done, add a little more rum and some caster sugar to the pan and reduce. Keep warm, set aside.

Cook down a cup or two of raspberries (fresh or frozen) with a tablespoon or so of sugar, stirring regularly. Force the mixture through a mesh strainer (although I threw some of the raspberry seeds back into the sauce just because I like raspberry seeds). This can be used warm or chilled.

Combine a standard package of mascarpone with the seeds from two vanilla pods and caster sugar, to taste. Whip the dickens out of it, and chill.

Bananas go in the dish; whipped vanilla mascarpone replaces both ice cream and whipped cream; drizzle raspberry sauce and rum caramel sauce over the top; you could even do the irritating Emeril "sprig-of-MINT" thing at the end, but I hate that.

It's pretty tasty, but is still a work in progress.

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Suspicious substance found in Madison

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Further investigation reveals ancient candied fruit, nuts

The newest edition of Fringe Foods is available for your perusal now at Isthmus{}The Daily Page. Click here to skip over the noise.

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Cloverfield Widget Contest - WATCH THIS

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Okay, LOSTies, Alias fans, sci-fi nerds, EVERYONE. This movie will rock our socks when it opens (at least it BETTER), and this contest is the first salvo. So watch this clip, and if you have a blog or website, click GRAB THIS afterwards and post it on your site. Prizes may ensue!

Woo hoo!

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